آسمان

Hitler and Stalin are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman: "Aren't those Hitler and Stalin?"
And the barman says : "Yep, that's them"
So the guy walks over and says: "Hallo, what are u guys doing?"
And Hitler says: "We're planning world war 3"
the guy says: "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Hitler says:" Well, we're going to kill 14 million jews this time and one bicycle repairman."
the guy asks: " A bicycle repairman !!? Why? "
So Hitler turns to Stalin and says: "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million jews" !!!!!!!!